Happy birthday to me!!!!!!!!
To Republicans on Facebook
This may make me sound boring and dull but I have to say it. If you are in my presence and decide to steal something (this has happened twice in the last week with different people) your stock will plummet and I will be forced to think less of you.
"[People] with a boycott fetish, by all means,...
New friend rule
If you ever cancel plans with me for a stupid reason we are done. Get your shit together, Carol!
Wait. Why am I single?
wirryum: I’m fuckin’ fabulous.
I haven't played my 3DS in forever
:( I didn’t even finish Kid Icarus
I get to perform this at work :) It was my own...
My mom accidentally calls "For Colored Girls,"...
My favorite TV brother-sister relationship